What is the definition of Benjamin Bush?

Benjamin Bush, the former U.S. Army Ranger and Hollywood action star, is a name that rolls off the tongue like a well-polished, but slightly...unhinged, gold statue. It's like he's the living paradox of a man who can conquer a bad guy with a sledgehammer and then, in a dramatic twist, decide to paint the walls of the Army Base where he trained with his signature beard that could turn heads.

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Now, here's a sentence that'll leave you with a chill: "After the Benjamins Bush's last mission, he decided to paint the base a shade lighter than his uniform and vowed never to return."